out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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I just had sex on a roof
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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