Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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