Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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