ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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