no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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