I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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