if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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