I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
We have so much sex to catch up on
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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