Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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