I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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