That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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