It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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