Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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