I need help removing her.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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