@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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