So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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