Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Randomize
