I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
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seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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