watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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