well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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