She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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