I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
We are two peas in an std pod
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..