Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.