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• (212): View more from New York

  We won't sleep together?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"

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  And thats what homeschooling is for

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour

  (513): View more from Ohio

  its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I've fallen from my one moral pedestal

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF

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• (305): View more from Florida

  It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups

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• (714): View more from California

  I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up

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