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(630): View more from Illinois

I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.

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(409): View more from Texas

It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.

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(613): View more from Ontario

had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off

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(312): View more from Illinois

just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"

(1-312): View more from Illinois

go get him tiger.

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(847): View more from Illinois

she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.

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(253): View more from Washington

dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet

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(740): View more from Ohio

With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.

(607): View more from New York

Please tell me you're not on their roof again..

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