I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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