does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Randomize