We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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