"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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