how can u be prego again
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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