They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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