That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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