Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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