What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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