so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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