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  • Submitted by uchicago on Dec 21, 11 at 4:40pm

    Uh, you don't?

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      Submitted by deckswife on Dec 21, 11 at 8:07pm

      holy crap, i was going to write the same thing - verbatim!

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    Submitted by mthib on Dec 21, 11 at 3:18pm

    Some things are better left untold

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    Submitted by harbqll on Dec 21, 11 at 4:24pm

    That's probably why he likes the picture - you look so happy.

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    Submitted by ebm56 on Dec 21, 11 at 8:28pm

    Just let him think that pure joy on your face is from the christmas season. This way he is more likely to give you presents and money. Which in turn allows you to buy more ecstasy and keep pretending you are naturally that happy.

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    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 21, 11 at 3:17pm

    I would def start by playing "a horse with no name"

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 21, 11 at 7:52pm

    You don't.

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    Submitted by cray9 on Dec 22, 11 at 1:13pm

    Lmfaooooo!!! Sounds like something i would say! You obviously don't! Or you wait until your old enough for him not to b able to "punish" u

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    Submitted by greinkeamanda on Dec 21, 11 at 10:26pm

    you don't, stupid fuck.

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    Submitted by creepojohnson on Dec 21, 11 at 9:42pm

    "Hey Dad, you know that background picture of me and my asshole brother on your phone...Well we were both rolling face on ecstasy"

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    Submitted by loomis76 on Dec 21, 11 at 10:19pm

    roll again and tell him.

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    Submitted by MadF00L on Dec 22, 11 at 9:15am

    Depends if your dad does ecstasy...