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  • Uh, you don't?

    Submitted by uchicago on Dec 21, 11 at 4:40pm
    • holy crap, i was going to write the same thing - verbatim!

      Submitted by deckswife on Dec 21, 11 at 8:07pm
  • Lmfaooooo!!! Sounds like something i would say! You obviously don't! Or you wait until your old enough for him not to b able to "punish" u

    Submitted by cray9 on Dec 22, 11 at 1:13pm
  • "Hey Dad, you know that background picture of me and my asshole brother on your phone...Well we were both rolling face on ecstasy"

    Submitted by creepojohnson on Dec 21, 11 at 9:42pm
  • Some things are better left untold

    Submitted by mthib on Dec 21, 11 at 3:18pm
  • Just let him think that pure joy on your face is from the christmas season. This way he is more likely to give you presents and money. Which in turn allows you to buy more ecstasy and keep pretending you are naturally that happy.

    Submitted by ebm56 on Dec 21, 11 at 8:28pm
  • That's probably why he likes the picture - you look so happy.

    Submitted by harbqll on Dec 21, 11 at 4:24pm
  • I would def start by playing "a horse with no name"

    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 21, 11 at 3:17pm
  • You don't.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 21, 11 at 7:52pm
  • you don't, stupid fuck.

    Submitted by greinkeamanda on Dec 21, 11 at 10:26pm
  • roll again and tell him.

    Submitted by loomis76 on Dec 21, 11 at 10:19pm
  • Depends if your dad does ecstasy...

    Submitted by MadF00L on Dec 22, 11 at 9:15am