im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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