Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Help. Why am I so naked?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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