Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Ketchup is God's man juice
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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