My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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