Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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