Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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