I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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