He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I want to fling myself into the sun
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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