Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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