Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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