I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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