Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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