I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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