2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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