I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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