what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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