he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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