Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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