the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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