The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I looked at my own cervix.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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