Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
