He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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