Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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